i'm the goat in this metaphor
goaliesarethebest:
“ pon-raul:
“ wewill-tryagain:
“ dendritic-trees:
“ booty-uprooter:
“ asryakino:
“ srsfunny:
“ Masha The Hero
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They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in
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oh good I was worried
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What a good cat....

goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

Ancient ‘Tomb’ Unearthed in Guatemala Turns Out to Be Maya Steam Bath

archaeologicalnews:

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Archaeologists have discovered an ancient steam bath that the Maya likely used for religious rituals — and possibly relaxation — more than 2,500 years ago.

The steam bath, discovered in the ancient Maya city of Nakum in what is now Guatemala, had fragmented ceramic vessels and obsidian tools in it — artifacts that were possibly used for rituals, said excavation co-leader Jarosław Źrałka, an assistant professor of New World archaeology at Jagiellonian University in Kraków, Poland.

“It is one of the oldest steam baths in Mesoamerica,” Źrałka told Live Science in an email, adding that the bath is “almost entirely carved into the limestone bedrock.”

Źrałka and his team found the steam bath about five years ago, but they’re still excavating the site. Read more.

eartharchives:

The finding has led wildlife biologists and others to develop a new understanding that the red wolf DNA is remarkably resilient after decades of human hunting, loss of habitat and other factors had led the animal to near decimation.

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

gothiccharmschool:

quixiiify:

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

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See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

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 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

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Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

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Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

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Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

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Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

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Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

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Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

Reblogging because I’m going to be doing this to a jacket soon.

surfcommiesmustdie:

thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

he had no choice

trainthief:

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PARDON?!!??

kaijutegu:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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Suspicious
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forthegothicheroine:

uselesstwinkharker:

possible new meme template I found on pinterest while looking at pics of Edward Gorey’s stage design

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oh this is a Vibe

Oh my god,

analphebetapolothology:

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Nova Derivativa Verba Latina / New Latin Derivatives

interretialia:

supericoronis -e “wearing the Super Crown”
  [super “super” + corona “crown” + -is adjectival suffix]
  [supero- + corona- + -i-] stems
  [superi- + corona- + -i-] o becomes Connecting Vowel i
  [supericorona- + -i-] new stem and stem
  [supericoron- + -i-] a disappears before i
  [supericoroni-] new stem
  [supericoronis] nominative singular

(Fons Imaginis.)