GOD lol those ‘alpha male’ comments attached to that hello m’lady app video reminded me of college
all the times I introduced Wyatt as my boyfriend to nerdy club types and I could just see that thought process start up, look at this big brutish alpha male I bet he’s a jerk to her why else would she be talking to us if she didn’t crave more sophisticated company
guys, he has a ponytail that’s longer than mine. he is wearing a tanuki mario t-shirt. he quietly nerd-laments that I am not enough of an RPG fan to enjoy the Earthbound games as much as he does.
but no clearly I must be with him because girls only want commanding alpha males, and Wyatt is loud and unapologetic and over six feet tall and makes me look like a delicate wispy nymph standing next to him. It’s obviously something wrong with ~girls~
and not, you know, the nervous way they’d correct me and shuffle and demur whenever I’d use a male pronoun to describe myself. Their unease at my apparent masculinity and my refusal to concede to their insistence that I must just consider myself masculine because I have low self-esteem and just need someone to tell me I’m pretty. They’re attracted to me, I can’t possibly be masculine. Because, you know, they’re straight.
and then there’s Wyatt grinning proudly at my gay man sass and my confidence in my own manliness. Because he saw that in me and instead of denying it he liked it, and he wanted more of it. Never tried to insist that I’m something other than what I am in order to preserve male pride. Heard the rumors going around in high school that I was secretly biologically a dude and thought ‘you know, if that were true, that’d actually be pretty cool.’
and these fedorabro nerdlings just can’t see why a jerk like him is with a ~nice girl~ like me
it’s because he’s not afraid of my dick.
can’t stop drawing rude foxes
stickers and shirts on [redbubble]
idk that last fox seems pretty polite
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
I almost didn’t make it through this video because everything was so familiar.
Watch the teaser trailer for The Tomb of Daisuke Jigen right here!
Blue jacket confirmed! Check out the video above for the brand new thirty second teaser trailer for the upcoming Takeshi Koike directed Lupin film.
The film will focus on Daisuke Jigen as the central character and is a direct sequel to the 2012 spin-off, The Woman Named Fujiko Mine.
Reblogging for those who missed it!
im in class so I can’t watch. is oscar in it
Mushrooms have an extraordinary ability to control the weather, scientists have learned.
By altering the moisture of the air around them, they whip up winds that blow away their spores and help them disperse.
Plants use a variety of methods to spread seeds, including gravity, forceful ejection, wind, water and animals. Mushrooms have long been thought of as passive seed spreaders, releasing their spores and then relying on air currents to carry them.
But new research has shown that mushrooms are able to disperse their spores over a wide area even when there is not a breath of wind - by creating their own weather.
Scientists in the US used high-speed filming techniques and mathematical modelling to show how oyster and Shitake mushrooms release water vapour that cools the air around them, creating convection currents. This in turn generates miniature winds that lift their spores into the air.
i for one welcome our fungal overlords
i think i just watched this episode of x-files
what the hell
THIS IS FAKE. FAKE FAKE FAKE. STOP REBLOGGING IT PEOPLE.
IT’S FAKE. SIGNAL BOOST THAT IT’S FAKE.
Actually, the USA Today Article doesn’t conflict with The Daily Dot article, but the TDD article does confirm some things that were not clear in the USA Today article.
First reported Thursday by Israeli news organization Ynet and republished by USA Today, the flyers do exist, according to Weiss. But they carry no authority and were not sanctioned by the city’s temporary government.
“It’s not true that they have to register or be deported,” says Weiss. NCSJ officials spoke directly to Jewish leadership in Donetsk, who said that Denis Pushilin, chairman of the pro-Russian Donetsk People’s Government, denied creating the pamphlets, which carry his name.
Instead, Weiss says, the flyers were distributed simply to “cause anxiety” among the city’s Jewish population. In anonline announcementabout the fliers, NCSJ said similar fliers were recently handed out to students at a nearby university.
So, let’s be clear here.
The flyers were actually distributed, but they hold absolutely no truth to them.
But somebody was trying to use the Pro-Russia Government to intimidate the Jewish Ukrainian population.
Members of the Jewish community in Donetsk are “saying it’s a provocation,” Weiss says, “but we don’t know exactly from whom.”
While the flyer may not carry any official authority, Weiss says its distribution still has a detrimental effect on Donetsk’s Jewish community as it reflects tactics “used by the Nazis.”
"You can image the anxiety it’s causing," she said.
The story of the flyers being distributed is not fake, and the USA Today article never actually confirmed that the flyers were truthful, just that they had been found.
The conclusions drawn from the OP post, however, are incorrect.